The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip Blog by Red Alpha — Northpole

Today Santa held a private meeting in the Restricted Wing—except the people leaving the room afterward were definitely not from the North Pole. Sparkles is confused, Finn is curious, and I… I know something big is brewing, and it smells like cross-holiday magic.

The bachelor squad spends their first night in the Land of Petty Misfit Toys… and it immediately goes off the rails. Glitterbeard befriends a deranged Jack-in-the-Box, and Frostbite Jr. almost joins a cult with questionable snack policies.

👀 Fourteen days until the wedding, and Sparkles has entered detective mode. The groomsmen are acting weird, the groom keeps “running errands,” and something about peppermint schnapps whispers betrayal.

🤵♂️ Fifteen days until the wedding, and the groom’s side has officially embarrassed itself. The groomsmen attempted “training camp” today — and by the end, one reindeer resigned and two elves sprained their feelings.

🥂 Sixteen days until the wedding, and last night’s bachelorette sleigh ride turned into a Search & Rescue Operation. Glitter everywhere. One missing shoe. Three reindeer refusing to comment.