The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip Blog by Red Alpha — Northpole

The Petty Elf Daily North Pole’s #1 Source for Petty News • Daily Dispatch 🎄 Day 13 — Elf Secret Santa Scandal Secret Santa was supposed to be “fun and wholesome.” Naturally, it turned into chaos and accusations. Because nothing screams holiday cheer like passive-aggressive gift giving and a $5 spending limit no one respects. 🎁 💸 The Overspend Offender Sparkles gave a gold-plated cocoa mug. The limit was five bucks, not fifty. Now everyone else looks cheap and Sparkles looks like she’s running for Elf of the Year. 🎁 The Re-Gifter Pep unwrapped a candle labeled “To: Jingles, From:...