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The Petty Elf Daily North Pole’s #1 Source for Petty News • Daily Dispatch 🎄 Day 5 — Elf HR Scandal Big drama at Elf HR this morning: someone ate ALL the gingerbread cookies meant for the staff party. 🍪 You’d think we were rationing sugar in wartime with the way elves reacted. Tears. Accusations. A full investigation launched. 🍪 The Great Cookie Theft Security cameras caught Sprinkles with suspicious crumbs on his shirt. He swears it was “powdered snow,” but unless snow tastes like gingerbread, HR isn’t buying it. 👀 Witness Testimonies Tinsel claims she saw Sprinkles near the...

The Petty Elf Daily North Pole’s #1 Source for Petty News • Daily Dispatch 🎄 Day 3 — Naughty List Drama You think Santa’s Naughty List is all about “bad kids”? Please. Half this list is elves who talk too loud, double-dip in the cocoa, or “accidentally” skip toy QC. I would never name names… publicly. 😇 📜 Naughty—but Not What You Think Timber made the list for stealing Wi-Fi from the reindeer barn. Do you know how hard it is to run a toy factory when Dasher is streaming holiday karaoke on 4K? The sleigh buffer wheel keeps spinning....