🎄 Day 20 — Elf Karaoke Catastrophe

What was supposed to be a “fun bonding event” turned into the North Pole’s version of American Idol… but worse. 🎤

Elves + a microphone + unlimited cocoa = chaos. My ears may never recover.

🎶 The Show Stealer

Buddy wouldn’t give up the mic after his sixth rendition of *All I Want for Christmas Is You.* Mariah, if you’re reading this—send help.

🙉 Technical Difficulties

The sound system shorted out during Jingles’ “Let It Go” performance. He claims it was sabotage. I claim it was divine intervention.

🎅 Santa’s Solo

Santa tried a heartfelt version of *Baby It’s Cold Outside.* Mrs. Claus cut him off halfway. She’s filing it under “crimes against music.”

Karaoke Night has been officially banned until 3025. Tragic for some. Blessing for all.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️