🎄 Day 14 — Mistletoe Misconduct

Holiday party decor got out of hand when someone hung mistletoe in *every doorway.*

Now the workshop feels less like Santa’s HQ and more like a rom-com gone wrong. HR is already drafting a 47-slide presentation.

💋 The Awkward Encounters

Two interns bumped into each other under the mistletoe and just… stared. For five minutes. Production slowed, gossip soared, and cocoa sales spiked immediately after.

👀 Serial Offenders

Jingles keeps “accidentally” positioning himself under the same sprig. Subtle as a sleigh bell at midnight. Even the reindeer rolled their eyes.

🎅 Santa’s Official Ruling

Santa announced: “Mistletoe should bring joy, not paperwork.” Effective immediately, mistletoe is limited to one (1) designated smooch zone. Mrs. Claus approved.

Honestly, if anyone hangs mistletoe over my desk again, I’m filing a complaint. With glitter ink. The pettiness will be festive.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️