🎄 Day 19 — The Great Cocoa Heist

Last night, the entire cocoa stash vanished. GONE. 🎅☕

The workshop is treating it like a national emergency. Forget toys—no cocoa, no Christmas spirit. Period.

🕵️ Suspect #1: The Marshmallow Mafia

They’ve been shady since Easter. Conveniently, they were “on break” when the cocoa disappeared. I’m not saying it was them, but… it was them.

🎁 Suspect #2: Logistics Elves

Claimed the cocoa was “rerouted.” Translation: someone hid it in the supply closet behind the fruitcake nobody touches. Classic rookie move.

🍪 Santa’s Reaction

Santa offered a reward: lifetime cookie rations for whoever returns the cocoa. Mrs. Claus upped it to double fudge brownies. Suddenly everyone’s a detective.

If you see an elf twitching from sugar withdrawal, hand them a candy cane and back away slowly. Tensions are high, friends.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️