The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip Blog by Red Alpha — Ugly Sweater 2025

🍭 The Candy Cane Cartel isn’t taking the “Sweet Strike” lightly. After the elves switched to peppermint-free cocoa, the cartel clapped back with price hikes, product shortages, and one threatening note written entirely in crushed candy.

🕵️♀️ Late-night cocoa drinkers spotted something suspicious — a group of elves meeting after hours in the wrapping room. They call themselves The Silent Sleigh Society. No one knows their agenda, but rumor says… it’s petty.

🎁 Someone mixed up Santa’s final shipment tags, and now chaos reigns supreme. A toolbox went to a toddler, a dollhouse to a construction site, and one elf swears his Amazon order was rerouted to “The Naughty Department.

🍪 Mrs. Claus finally snapped. After weeks of chaos, she’s weaponized the kitchen — debuting her “Revenge Cookies (Limited Edition).” Rumor says they’re sprinkled with regret … and just a hint of justice.

💌 Someone leaked the anonymous “Dear Santa” inbox — and it’s pure chaos. Turns out, half the elves have been using it as a confessional. The other half? As a complaint line. Santa’s lawyers are on eggnog-level alert.