The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip Blog by Red Alpha — Ugly Sweater 2025

Today isn’t about saving the world, it’s about tightening screws, oiling gears, and turning all that bachelor-trip chaos into something useful. The Misfit Realm changed the squad in weird ways—and now those weird skills are exactly what the North Pole needs to tune up the workshop before the real holiday rush hits.

Today is Inventory Day at the North Pole — the least glamorous, most necessary part of Christmas magic. Sparkles runs the numbers, Finn keeps things calm, the bachelor squad gets assigned “very simple tasks,” and the Petty Elf supervises with a pen, a clipboard, and a petty amount of satisfaction.

The day after the wedding, the North Pole tries to act normal again. Sparkles and Finn are in newlywed glow, the bachelor squad is walking around like emotionally bruised reindeer, and Santa shows up with a clipboard and a very gentle but firm, “Alright, team. Back to work.”

Today, everything changes. The bachelor chaos finally settles, Sparkles gets her moment, Finn survives his own decisions, and Santa quietly works a miracle. The wedding becomes the event that turns the entire disaster into pure holiday chemistry.

Today the bachelor squad finally makes it back to the North Pole—if “makes it back” includes crashing through a wreath rack, shedding glitter everywhere, and traumatizing three elves. The portal spits them out one last time, and Sparkles reacts exactly how you think she would.