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⭐ Day 79 — The Great Escape Attempt
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Today the bachelor squad finally tries to leave the Misfit Realm—but the realm has other plans. The portal spits them out repeatedly like expired candy, the toys offer zero help, and Glitterbeard refuses to take the hint.
⭐ DAY 78 — The Portal Weakens
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Today the Misfit Realm starts to glitch. The portal flickers, the toys act strange, and the magical fabric holding everything together begins to crack. The bachelor squad thinks it’s “kinda cool.” It is not cool.
⭐ Day 76 — The Quest for the Lost Stuffing
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dramatic mission yet: retrieving the Toy King’s lost stuffing. Shortstack nearly dies fighting a wind-up monkey, Finn gets unexpectedly sentimental, and Glitterbeard decides he might never leave the Misfit Realm.
⭐ Day 75 — The Boys Meet the Toy King
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Today the bachelor squad meets the ruler of the Misfit Realm — a regal, slightly broken plush lion named King Scrufferton III. He’s dramatic, unstable, and assigns them a “noble quest” involving his missing stuffing.
⭐ Day 74 — Sparkles Gets a Psychic Reading
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Today Sparkles visits Orna the Ornament Oracle for answers… and receives nothing but dramatic gasps, vague visions, and psychic chaos. Naturally, she interprets ALL of it in the worst possible way.