🎉 Day 90 — Drafting the Holiday Expansion Team

Cupid hasn’t even been here 24 hours and already the North Pole looks like it’s prepping for an interdimensional management meeting. Santa is calling it: “The Holiday Expansion Initiative.”

Translation: The man is building a team… and I, the Petty Elf, am obviously the only one qualified to supervise this circus.

🎯 Cupid’s First Official Task

Cupid spent the morning walking around with a clipboard made of literal light, asking elves questions like:

• “How emotionally available are you?”
• “Do you thrive under cosmic pressure?”
• “On a scale of 1–10, how likely are you to cry during a group project?”

Half the elves lied. The other half cried. Sparkles scored a 2 but insisted she’s “working on it.”

🐰 The Easter Bunny’s File Appears

At noon, an enchanted packet popped into Santa’s office—complete with pastel sparkles and an anxious magical hum.

Inside:
• A glowing résumé
• A basket of color-coded eggs
• And a nervous note reading, “Please don’t make me lead anything scary.”

Typical bunny. He panics at his own shadow.

🎃 Jack Marrow Sends a Message

Then came the pumpkingram—a flaming jack-o’-lantern that burst onto Santa’s desk and shouted:

“Tell the Big Guy I’m interested. I come with special effects.”

It laughed, spun three times, and exploded into glitter. Santa is still picking sparkles out of his beard.

🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, Where Is Stupid?

Cupid’s cousin—Stupid—has gone missing again.

Last seen wandering the hall carrying:
• A bent bow
• A single floating arrow
• And absolutely no awareness of his surroundings.

Cupid sighed so deeply the temperature dropped ten degrees.

🎄 Santa’s Big Reveal is Coming

Santa refuses to confirm anything yet, but rumor has it:

The Holiday Alliance is being rebooted. New roles. New responsibilities. New… chaos.

And of course, he expects everything to run smoothly. Which is why I, the Petty Elf, am already bracing for impact.

Stay tuned. Because if Santa is assembling a “team,” then there is no way this story stays peaceful. Not with Cupid, Stupid, the Easter Bunny, and Jack Marrow involved.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️