The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip Blog by Red Alpha — Cupid

There was talk of a photo. A logo. Something official-looking. Santa postponed it. Cupid objected. Jack Marrow left early. The Holiday Alliance still exists. A team does not.

The North Pole is still buzzing after Cupid’s dramatic arrival, and today Santa officially begins assembling his “Holiday Expansion Team.” Sparkles is excited, Petty Elf is suspicious, and Cupid looks like he’s conducting a job interview for the gods.

Today the first official representative of the Holiday Alliance arrives at the North Pole: Cupid himself. Elegant, glowing, and clearly used to being the most important person in any room, he’s here to “inspect our emotional infrastructure.” Sparkles is impressed, Finn is overwhelmed, and I’m just trying not to roll my eyes into another dimension.