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The Petty Elf Daily North Pole’s #1 Source for Petty News • Daily Dispatch 🎄 Day 5 — Elf HR Scandal Big drama at Elf HR this morning: someone ate ALL the gingerbread cookies meant for the staff party. 🍪 You’d think we were rationing sugar in wartime with the way elves reacted. Tears. Accusations. A full investigation launched. 🍪 The Great Cookie Theft Security cameras caught Sprinkles with suspicious crumbs on his shirt. He swears it was “powdered snow,” but unless snow tastes like gingerbread, HR isn’t buying it. 👀 Witness Testimonies Tinsel claims she saw Sprinkles near the...

The Petty Elf Daily North Pole’s #1 Source for Petty News • Daily Dispatch 🎄 Day 4 — Mrs. Claus’ Peppermint Boycott Breaking: the queen of the kitchen said “no more candy-cane everything.” Apparently a person can only smell peppermint for 300 consecutive years before she snaps. Honestly? I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs. 💅 🍬 Peppermint Burnout Sugar cookies? Peppermint. Cocoa? Peppermint. Air freshener? Peppermint. The elves arrived to find a “flavor pause” sign on the pantry door and a bowl of plain marshmallows labeled “learn to cope.” 🧁 The Vanilla Uprising Pastry team switched to vanilla bean...