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📝 Day 98 — Outside Inquiries

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📝 Day 98 — Outside Inquiries

The questions didn’t come from inside the room today. Messages arrived from places that shouldn’t have noticed us yet. Santa read them carefully. Cupid drafted responses. Jack Marrow was already gone.

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📝 Day 96 — The First Report

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📝 Day 96 — The First Report

The first official report was compiled today. It listed names, roles, and statuses—but left out conclusions. The Holiday Alliance exists on paper now. The Unlikelies exist everywhere else.

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📝 Day 95 — Jack Marrow Declines to Participate

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📝 Day 95 — Jack Marrow Declines to Participate

Cupid rolled out the evaluation schedule. Everyone received a time slot—except Jack Marrow. When asked to participate, he declined. Santa allowed it. Nothing else needed to be said.

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📝 Day 94 — Evaluation Criteria (Unpublished)

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📝 Day 94 — Evaluation Criteria (Unpublished)

The document says “Holiday Alliance.” The margin notes say something else. Cupid introduced evaluation criteria that no one reviewed, Santa did not comment, and the difference between official language and lived reality became impossible to ignore.

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📝 Day 93 — They’re Calling Themselves “The Unlikelies”

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📝 Day 93 — They’re Calling Themselves “The Unlikelies”

A name appeared before a plan did. Someone labeled the group “The Unlikelies,” pinned it to a draft report, and pretended it was confidence instead of concern. The poster exists. Unity does not.

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