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The Petty Elf Daily North Pole’s #1 Source for Petty News • Daily Dispatch 🎄 Day 4 — Mrs. Claus’ Peppermint Boycott Breaking: the queen of the kitchen said “no more candy-cane everything.” Apparently a person can only smell peppermint for 300 consecutive years before she snaps. Honestly? I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs. 💅 🍬 Peppermint Burnout Sugar cookies? Peppermint. Cocoa? Peppermint. Air freshener? Peppermint. The elves arrived to find a “flavor pause” sign on the pantry door and a bowl of plain marshmallows labeled “learn to cope.” 🧁 The Vanilla Uprising Pastry team switched to vanilla bean...