The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip Blog by Red Alpha — thanksgiving

Today the Petty Elf reopens the portal to check on the missing bachelor squad… and instantly regrets it. The boys aren’t struggling — they’re thriving. Glitterbeard is basically a local celebrity, Finn has formed a questionable alliance, and the Misfit Realm might be changing them.

🥂 Sixteen days until the wedding, and last night’s bachelorette sleigh ride turned into a Search & Rescue Operation. Glitter everywhere. One missing shoe. Three reindeer refusing to comment.

💅 There are 19 days until the North Pole wedding, and the bridesmaid situation has gone full disaster. Tears, tinsel, and tactical glitter warfare — all before lunch.