⭐ Day 73 — Petty Elf Opens the Portal Again

This morning, I — the Petty Elf — decided to reopen the portal to check on the missing groom and his bachelor squad. Big mistake. Huge. Colossal. ⭐🌀

I expected chaos. I expected fear. I expected at least one of them to be crying into a candy-cane emergency blanket.

What I did not expect… was to find them thriving.

🎉 Glitterbeard: Local Celebrity

The moment I stepped into the realm, Glitterbeard zoomed past me riding a wind-up reindeer like he was the grand marshal of a parade he invented.

A crowd of Misfit Toys cheered: “GO, SPARKLY ONE! TEACH US YOUR WAYS!”

Apparently Glitterbeard has become their motivational speaker. This should concern everyone.

🧊 Finn Has Formed an Alliance

I found Frostbite Finn sitting on a throne made of defective action figures, casually discussing “diplomatic relations” with the Toy Soldier Brigade.

He told me: “They needed leadership. I needed a place to sit.”

Sir. Please go home.

🤨 Shortstack Is… Trading?

Shortstack has become a merchant. He was seen swapping gumdrops, broken stickers, and emotional support glitter for “rare” Misfit trinkets.

He now owns:
• A slightly cursed yo-yo
• Half of a stuffed dragon wing
• And a whistle that only screams

He is very proud of this.

😶 Frostbite Jr. Has a Following

Remember the cult from yesterday? Yeah. They’re following him now.

He walked past me like a forest pixie with a posse of plush rabbits chanting, “Lead us, Tall Soft One!”

I asked what was happening. He said, “They like my vibes.” Sir, your what?

🌀 The Portal Reacts Badly

The realm doesn’t like staying connected to the North Pole this long. The sky shimmered. The ground glitched. A toy jackhammer started vibrating on its own (rude).