The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip Blog by Red Alpha — online sales

Today Santa quietly pulls Sparkles aside to reveal a mysterious new project he’s been working on behind closed doors. Strange symbols, unfamiliar blueprints, and footprints that definitely do NOT belong to any North Pole elf hint that something big is coming… something that may expand Christmas magic far beyond the North Pole.

Today isn’t about saving the world, it’s about tightening screws, oiling gears, and turning all that bachelor-trip chaos into something useful. The Misfit Realm changed the squad in weird ways—and now those weird skills are exactly what the North Pole needs to tune up the workshop before the real holiday rush hits.

Today Sparkles visits Orna the Ornament Oracle for answers… and receives nothing but dramatic gasps, vague visions, and psychic chaos. Naturally, she interprets ALL of it in the worst possible way.

🦌 Seventeen days until the wedding, and the reindeer chosen to be ring-bearers are already in counseling. Turns out asking a flight crew to walk in a straight line is harder than anyone thought.

👗 Eighteen days until the wedding, and the North Pole fashion scene is in crisis. Sparkles said “winter chic,” and the elves heard “fight to the death in sequins.