👗 Day 63 — The Dress Code Debacle

Eighteen days until the wedding, and we’ve officially entered the “does this shade of green make me look petty?” phase. 💅💚

Sparkles released the official wedding palette this morning: “Frosted Pine & Subtle Gold.” Within five minutes, the elves were arguing about hex codes. By noon, someone had started a protest demanding *equal shimmer representation.*

💄 The Color War

The “Emerald Elves” accused the “Mint Majesties” of hijacking the vibe. Someone brought in a Pantone chart. Someone else brought a lawyer. I just brought popcorn.

🎀 Accessories & Accusations

Sparkles wanted everyone in matching gold sashes. Pep said, “Gold’s not my season.” HR said, “Gold is the budget.” The meeting ended when one elf dramatically fainted into a pile of rhinestones.

🎅 Santa’s Damage Control

Santa tried to calm everyone down with his usual “holiday spirit” speech. Then someone pointed out he was wearing red — which “clashes with the theme.” He’s been in hiding ever since.

Eighteen days to go, and we’ve already burned through two dress fittings, one color wheel, and three emotional support candy canes. At this point, the only thing coordinated about this wedding is the chaos. 👗✨

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️