⭐ Day 74 — Sparkles Gets a Psychic Reading

With her search party barely holding themselves together, Sparkles sought guidance today from the one elf who claims she can see “beyond the tinsel curtain.” Orna the Ornament Oracle. 🔮🎄

If wisdom was what she wanted… she absolutely came to the wrong place.

🔮 The Oracle’s Vibe

Orna sits in a round glass chamber filled with swirling glitter smoke. Every time someone enters, she gasps dramatically like she wasn’t expecting visitors.

She welcomed Sparkles by whispering, “I sensed your arrival… five minutes ago.” Not helpful. Not mystical. But very on-brand.

✨ Vision #1 — A Blizzard of Confusion

Orna waved her hands over a glowing snow globe. Inside, a tiny blizzard swirled violently.

She declared, “I see… snow.” Sparkles said, “It’s the North Pole.” Orna said, “No further questions.”

✨ Vision #2 — A Shadowy Figure

Next, the glitter smoke formed a silhouette of a tall elf-like shape.

Orna whispered, “A male presence… confused… emotional… possibly hungry.”

Sparkles screamed, “IT’S FINN!” The smoke coughed itself apart.

✨ Vision #3 — “The Danger Card”

Orna pulled a single tarot-style card from her deck: The Broken Candy Cane.

Sparkles fainted. Twice.

Orna clarified: “It could symbolize fear… or travel… or indigestion.” Sparkles fainted again.

Sparkles left the reading more stressed than before and now believes Finn is trapped, lost, cursed, or all three.

Tomorrow? The boys finally meet someone important: The Toy King. ⭐✨

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️