👀 Day 67 — Sparkles Knows Something’s Off

Fourteen days until the wedding, and Sparkles has officially entered the “sniffing out secrets” phase. 💅🔍

It started with a harmless question: “Where’s Finn?” Nobody knew. Then it escalated into: “Why is Spruce whispering?” “Why did Shortstack run when I walked in?” “Why is Glitterbeard… sparkling suspiciously?” And now Sparkles is convinced something is going on.

🕵️ The Clues Add Up

This morning, she found a crumpled note in Finn’s jacket pocket that said: “Pack light. No witnesses.” Shortstack claims it was a grocery list. Sparkles claims she’s not an idiot.

🍾 Weird Behavior Everywhere

Spruce has been avoiding eye contact. Glitterbeard keeps giggling. And Finn — the groom — has said, “I’m fine, babe,” six times today in six different tones, each more suspicious than the last.

Sparkles asked if they were planning something for the wedding. Finn said, “Nothing big.” Which is, historically, the biggest lie in the North Pole.

🧝 Petty Elf’s Confession

Yes, I know EXACTLY what the groomsmen are planning. Yes, I promised Spruce I wouldn’t say anything. No, I am absolutely not telling Sparkles… yet.

Let’s just say the bachelor party destination rhymes with: “Band of Shmetty Shmisfit Shmoys.” And leave it at that.

Fourteen days left, and Sparkles’ instincts are screaming. But the truth? She hasn’t seen anything yet. 👀✨ Stay tuned — the groom’s side is about to disappear completely.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️