The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip Blog by Red Alpha — Santa Claus

The day after the wedding, the North Pole tries to act normal again. Sparkles and Finn are in newlywed glow, the bachelor squad is walking around like emotionally bruised reindeer, and Santa shows up with a clipboard and a very gentle but firm, “Alright, team. Back to work.”

Today, everything changes. The bachelor chaos finally settles, Sparkles gets her moment, Finn survives his own decisions, and Santa quietly works a miracle. The wedding becomes the event that turns the entire disaster into pure holiday chemistry.

Today the bachelor squad finally makes it back to the North Pole—if “makes it back” includes crashing through a wreath rack, shedding glitter everywhere, and traumatizing three elves. The portal spits them out one last time, and Sparkles reacts exactly how you think she would.

Today the bachelor squad finally tries to leave the Misfit Realm—but the realm has other plans. The portal spits them out repeatedly like expired candy, the toys offer zero help, and Glitterbeard refuses to take the hint.

Today the Misfit Realm starts to glitch. The portal flickers, the toys act strange, and the magical fabric holding everything together begins to crack. The bachelor squad thinks it’s “kinda cool.” It is not cool.