The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip Blog by Red Alpha — land of misfit toys

Today the bachelor squad meets the ruler of the Misfit Realm — a regal, slightly broken plush lion named King Scrufferton III. He’s dramatic, unstable, and assigns them a “noble quest” involving his missing stuffing.

The bachelor squad spends their first night in the Land of Petty Misfit Toys… and it immediately goes off the rails. Glitterbeard befriends a deranged Jack-in-the-Box, and Frostbite Jr. almost joins a cult with questionable snack policies.

✨ The portal opens… and the bachelor party lands in the most chaotic, rule-breaking realm in the North Pole multiverse: The Land of Petty Misfit Toys. Hope they packed emotional support candy canes.