⭐ Day 75 — The Boys Meet the Toy King

Deep in the glitter-dusted heart of the Misfit Realm sits a throne made of half-broken toy blocks. On that throne today sat the ruler of this chaotic land: King Scrufferton III. 🧸👑 A plush lion with a regal presence and absolutely no stability.

The bachelor squad was summoned. The king had a “royal matter” only they could handle.

🧸 The King Himself

King Scrufferton is… dramatic.

He has:
• Three missing buttons
• A stitched eyebrow permanently raised
• One arm sewn on backwards
• And a voice that sounds like a Shakespeare actor trapped in a squeaker toy

He opened the meeting with, “BEHOLD! MORTALS OF QUESTIONABLE WISDOM!” Shortstack bowed. Glitterbeard curtsied.

🧵 The Royal Problem

The king explained (for a full ten minutes) that he was missing a key ingredient of his royal essence:

His stuffing. Specifically, his “Sacred Fluff of Destiny.”

Which apparently fell out “during a moment of emotional vulnerability.”

🗺️ The Quest Assignment

He pointed dramatically to a map drawn in crayon and glitter glue.

Their mission:
• Travel to the Glitter Swamps
• Avoid the Wound-Up Monkey Tribe
• Retrieve his missing stuffing
• Restore his “royal fluffiness”

Frostbite Finn accepted with a heroic nod. Glitterbeard asked if there would be snacks. The king said, “No.” Glitterbeard reconsidered the entire quest.

👑 The King’s Parting Words

Before they departed, King Scrufferton raised his paw and declared:

“Return with my fluff… or do not return at all!”

Then he immediately apologized and said he gets dramatic when he’s low on stuffing.

The bachelor squad now embarks on their most ridiculous challenge yet: The Quest for the Lost Stuffing.

Tomorrow, things get… surprisingly epic. ⭐✨

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️