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⭐ Day 75 — The Boys Meet the Toy King

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⭐ Day 75 — The Boys Meet the Toy King

Today the bachelor squad meets the ruler of the Misfit Realm — a regal, slightly broken plush lion named King Scrufferton III. He’s dramatic, unstable, and assigns them a “noble quest” involving his missing stuffing.

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⭐ Day 70 — The First Night of Chaos

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⭐ Day 70 — The First Night of Chaos

The bachelor squad spends their first night in the Land of Petty Misfit Toys… and it immediately goes off the rails. Glitterbeard befriends a deranged Jack-in-the-Box, and Frostbite Jr. almost joins a cult with questionable snack policies.

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