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⭐ Day 80 — They Make It Home… Sort Of
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Today the bachelor squad finally makes it back to the North Pole—if “makes it back” includes crashing through a wreath rack, shedding glitter everywhere, and traumatizing three elves. The portal spits them out one last time, and Sparkles reacts exactly how you think she would.
⭐ DAY 78 — The Portal Weakens
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Today the Misfit Realm starts to glitch. The portal flickers, the toys act strange, and the magical fabric holding everything together begins to crack. The bachelor squad thinks it’s “kinda cool.” It is not cool.