⭐ Day 78 — The Portal Weakens

Something is wrong in the Land of Petty Misfit Toys today. The magic feels unstable. The air tastes like malfunctioning glitter. The portal is weakening. ⭐🌀

Which is a big problem, because the bachelor squad is still inside… and they are doing absolutely nothing to help.

🌀 The Glitches Begin

It started with small things: • A toy soldier marching backward
• A stuffed penguin speaking in slow motion
• Glitter falling upward

Frostbite Jr. said, “Is this normal?” A sock puppet replied, “In this economy? No.”

🧸 Misfit Toys Acting Strange

The Misfit Toys began glitching emotionally.

Bruiser McFluff (the rage teddy bear) tried to hug a tree. The tree whispered, “I’m not ready for commitment.”

The goblin sock puppets held a moment of silence for “lost potential.” They refused to elaborate.

Jacques the Jack-in-the-Box opened and closed his lid dramatically like he was in a soap opera.

🔧 The Portal Flickers

The portal finally appeared — for two seconds — then immediately shut itself like a door someone slammed during an argument.

Finn said, “Did it just… burp?” Yes. It burped. It sounded offended.

Glitterbeard called it “a vibe.” It was not a vibe.

⚠️ The Realm Sends a Warning

A glowing message appeared in the sky, written in what looked like cosmic Crayola:

“DIMENSIONAL OVERSTAY DETECTED.”

Shortstack asked, “Are *we* the overstayed dimensionals?” Everyone nodded. Even the trees.

💥 The Countdown Begins

King Scrufferton rushed in dramatically shouting, “THE REALM IS COLLAPSING! YOU MUST LEAVE!”

Glitterbeard asked, “...But like, after snacks?” The king screamed louder.

The Misfit Realm is breaking down. The portal is unstable. And tomorrow… the boys make their first attempt to escape.

Spoiler: It does not go well. ⭐✨

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️