💌 Day 40 — North Pole Anonymous Letters Leak

So apparently, “anonymous” doesn’t mean what we thought it did. 📬👀

Last night, someone “accidentally” uploaded Santa’s private letter submissions folder to the Workshop intranet. Let’s just say the elves have been *reading each other for filth* ever since.

📜 Highlights from the Leak

– “Dear Santa, please retire Jingles. He’s allergic to deadlines.” – “Can we get better lighting in the breakroom? I look like I haven’t slept since 1842.” – “Tell Mrs. Claus to stop using peppermint as perfume.” No one’s name was on them, but we *know* who wrote what.

🕵️ The Investigation

Santa ordered a full audit of “digital security.” Translation: he asked Rudolph if he knew how to delete files. The trail leads straight to HR… which explains why HR is “working remotely” today.

🎅 Fallout & Denials

Santa’s trying to calm everyone down by calling it “a teachable moment in transparency.” Meanwhile, the elves are in the breakroom reenacting dramatic readings. One even brought popcorn.

Moral of the story: never trust “Reply All” and definitely don’t trust the North Pole Wi-Fi. I’d delete my browser history, but honestly? My brand *is* petty chaos. 💋

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️