The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip Blog by Red Alpha — ugly sweaters

The Petty Elf Daily North Pole’s #1 Source for Petty News • Daily Dispatch 🎄 Day 7 — Workshop Romance Love is in the frosty air… or maybe that’s just glitter dust. Either way, the rumor mill is on fire. 🔥 Spotted: Buddy and Sparkles holding hands behind the sleigh garage. Yes, romance is alive—even in the chaos of toy deadlines. 💘 Elf Love Scandal They say it’s “innocent,” but elves don’t just share candy canes unless it’s serious. Trust me, I checked the handbook. 👀 Workplace Gossip Productivity dropped 12% because everyone is “monitoring” the situation. Nothing gets elves...