🎄 Day 7 — Workshop Romance

Love is in the frosty air… or maybe that’s just glitter dust. Either way, the rumor mill is on fire. 🔥

Spotted: Buddy and Sparkles holding hands behind the sleigh garage. Yes, romance is alive—even in the chaos of toy deadlines.

💘 Elf Love Scandal

They say it’s “innocent,” but elves don’t just share candy canes unless it’s serious. Trust me, I checked the handbook.

👀 Workplace Gossip

Productivity dropped 12% because everyone is “monitoring” the situation. Nothing gets elves typing faster than a juicy romance thread on Slack Frost.

🎅 Santa’s Take

Santa issued an official statement: “We support joy in all forms.” Translation: he’s pretending not to notice while Mrs. Claus sharpens her candy cane like a shiv.

I’ll say this—if there’s a mistletoe involved, I want receipts. And popcorn.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️