The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip Blog by Red Alpha — santa

The Petty Elf Daily North Pole’s #1 Source for Petty News • Daily Dispatch 🎄 Day 14 — Mistletoe Misconduct Holiday party decor got out of hand when someone hung mistletoe in *every doorway.* Now the workshop feels less like Santa’s HQ and more like a rom-com gone wrong. HR is already drafting a 47-slide presentation. 💋 The Awkward Encounters Two interns bumped into each other under the mistletoe and just… stared. For five minutes. Production slowed, gossip soared, and cocoa sales spiked immediately after. 👀 Serial Offenders Jingles keeps “accidentally” positioning himself under the same sprig. Subtle as a...