⭐ Day 71 — Sparkles Starts a Search Party (Badly)

It has been three days since Frostbite Finn and his bachelor squad vanished. Today, Sparkles officially upgraded from “concerned” to “emotionally unstable event planner.” 💍🔥

Her solution? A search party. Her problem? She is the worst possible person to run it.

📣 The Meeting That Traumatized Everyone

Sparkles called an emergency gathering in the main workshop, clapping her hands and shouting, “TEAM MEETING! VOLUNTARY BUT ALSO NOT REALLY!”

Elves shuffled in slowly, like they were walking into an HR seminar that might end in tears. Sparkles stood at the front with a clipboard, a whistle, and mascara that had clearly already lost a fight.

She opened with:
“Okay. Who here loves me enough to risk their life?” No one raised a hand. Yet.

😢 Crying, Yelling, Repeat

Her “search party recruitment strategy” went as follows:

Step 1: Cry.
Step 2: Yell.
Step 3: Promise snacks.
Step 4: Cry about the snacks.

When no one volunteered fast enough, she pointed at random elves like a chaotic draft pick:
“You. You. You. And you with the emotional support candy cane—congratulations, you’re Squad A.”

By the end of it, six elves had agreed to help, three had hidden under tables, and one pretended to be a decorative wreath.

🎅 Santa, Suddenly “Booked”

Where was Santa during all this? Busy. Allegedly.

According to his official schedule, he was:
• Inspecting wrapping paper
• Reviewing bow quality
• Conducting “silent reflection” in his office (door locked)

Translation: He saw Sparkles with a whistle and immediately declared himself unavailable.

🧝 The Petty Elf’s “Support”

Did I volunteer? Absolutely not.

I did, however, “help” by:
• Color-coding the search maps
• Circling all the places the bachelor squad definitely wasn’t
• And adding a note that said, “Have you tried checking your trust issues?”

Sparkles did not laugh. Which is rude, because that was objectively funny.

The official Sparkles Search Party departs at dawn tomorrow, armed with:
• Glow sticks
• Anxiety
• And absolutely no idea that the boys are in another dimension

Meanwhile, in the Land of Petty Misfit Toys… the locals are getting ready to play games. ⭐✨

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