🎄 Day 22 — The Great Sleigh Parking Debacle

The sleigh lot was absolute chaos this morning. ❄️🚦

Every reindeer thinks they deserve a VIP spot, and let’s just say parallel sleigh parking is not their strong suit.

🦌 Rudolph’s Reserved Spot

Rudolph insists on parking closest to the barn “for nose visibility.” Vixen blocked him in out of spite. The honking (do sleighs honk?) lasted an hour.

❄️ Frostbite Tickets

Elf Security started writing tickets for “blocking snowplow access.” Dasher tried to argue, but the law is the law—even in candy cane court.

🎅 Santa’s Parking Plan

Santa proposed valet service. Translation: unpaid interns running sleighs into snowbanks. Productivity immediately dropped as elves gathered to watch the crashes.

End of the day, no one moved until Mrs. Claus showed up with hot cocoa and said, “First one to park straight gets marshmallows.” Problem solved.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️