🧿 Ojo Survival Kit – Because El Ojo is real, and abuela doesn’t play! 😳👵
🥚 The Egg – For the ultimate limpia. Roll it over your body and let it absorb all the bad juju. ✨
🩹 The First Aid Kit – A mystical combo of Vicks VapoRub, a prayer, and maybe a Sprite. 🍾😆
🖼 Abuela’s Photo – The strongest defense. One glare from her, and the mal de ojo runs for its life. 👀💨
If you grew up knowing “no te hagas de ojo” was a serious warning, this one’s for you! Wear it with pride… and maybe keep a huevo handy, just in case. 😜
