The Exercist – Possessed by the Pump | Funny Halloween Gym Parody T-Shirt

Regular price $ 15.00

Forget The Exorcist — this one’s for the Exer-cists. 😈💪

When your workout is intense enough to summon spirits, you need a shirt that can handle the possession. Our “The Exercist” tee fuses classic horror with gym-rat humor, making it the perfect Halloween parody for lifters, fitness fanatics, and horror fans with a wicked sense of humor.

🎃 Features

  • Super-soft unisex cotton blend for hauntingly good comfort

  • Bold black-and-white print with purple horror-movie typography

  • Great for gym sessions, Halloween parties, or casual flexing

  • Designed & printed by Red Alpha Custom Prints, Abilene TX

🩸 Style Tip: Pair it with your favorite gym shorts and a devilish pump-up playlist. Because sometimes, the power of gains compels you!