🧨 Meet Fred:
When creepy clown sightings got out of hand, Fred stepped in. No cape, no shirt — just baggy red pants 👖, clown shoes 🤡, a red afro wig 💥, and suspenders holding it all together. Oh, and don’t forget that cartoonishly massive mallet 🔨 he swings like justice itself.
💪 Certified Bully Proof:
With a "Bully Proof" tattoo 💉 inked on his arm and zero tolerance for clown business, Fred isn’t just fighting fear — he’s building a wall of clown heads 🧱🎯. One creepy clown at a time.
🧠 Backstory Bonus:
Fred is to clowns what Blade is to vampires 🧛♂️ — part vigilante, part myth, all chaos. Clown Patrol is the rowdy, red-nosed cousin of the Bully Proof brand, here to turn fear into folklore.
“Join the Patrol. Face Your Clown.”
