🎄 Day 5 — Elf HR Scandal

Big drama at Elf HR this morning: someone ate ALL the gingerbread cookies meant for the staff party. 🍪

You’d think we were rationing sugar in wartime with the way elves reacted. Tears. Accusations. A full investigation launched.

🍪 The Great Cookie Theft

Security cameras caught Sprinkles with suspicious crumbs on his shirt. He swears it was “powdered snow,” but unless snow tastes like gingerbread, HR isn’t buying it.

👀 Witness Testimonies

Tinsel claims she saw Sprinkles near the breakroom at 3AM. Pep says he heard “muffled chewing.” The case is basically a holiday whodunit.

⚖️ HR’s Final Ruling

Verdict: Sprinkles is guilty. His punishment? Mandatory gingerbread-baking duty for the next two weeks. Honestly, feels more like a reward.

So yeah, the workshop runs on sugar and shade. And apparently, cookies are more heavily guarded than Santa’s sleigh keys.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️