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💤 Day 48 — Elf Sleep Deprivation Olympics

Forget gift wrapping — we’re competing in mental collapse. 🥇☕

With Christmas less than two weeks away, the elves have stopped pretending to rest. Instead, they’ve created a new competitive sport: seeing who can survive on the least sleep and the most caffeine.