🧣 Day 38 — The Ugly Sweater Fashion Show Catastrophe

Last night’s “Ugly Sweater Extravaganza” was anything but merry. 🎤💥

What started as a friendly competition quickly spiraled into glitter warfare, passive-aggressive compliments, and one elf trying to bribe the judges with fudge.

👕 The Wardrobe Malfunctions

Pep’s sweater caught fire from a stray candle (“for ambiance,” he said). Sparkles’ 3D snow globe design exploded mid-walk. And let’s not forget Jingles, whose “interactive lights” short-circuited the sound system. The screams were festive, though.

💅 The Judging Drama

Mrs. Claus gave everyone 10s — until one elf whispered “teacher’s pet.” Suddenly, she became Simon Cowell in a snow bonnet. “Derivative,” she said. “Lacks spirit.” We all gasped.

🎅 Santa’s Final Word

Santa declared the event a “creative success” while quietly banning candles, sequins, and battery packs for next year. The janitorial elves are still finding stray pom-poms in the vents.

And the winner? No one knows — the scoreboard froze mid-vote. But if there’s one thing we learned, it’s that fashion fades, pettiness is eternal. 🧣✨

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️