🎄 Day 30 — Reindeer GPS Malfunction

Breaking news: the reindeer’s GPS went haywire during a test flight. 🦌📍

They were supposed to do a short loop over the Arctic Circle. Instead, they ended up in Iceland, crashed a wedding, and ate the floral arrangements.

🛰️ Navigation Nightmare

Blitzen swears he followed the “Turn Left at the Aurora Borealis” prompt. Dasher claims the stars “looked different.” Either way, they were 800 miles off course.

💍 Wedding Wreckage

Witnesses say Rudolph took selfies with the bride while Donner tried to eat the bouquet. The newlyweds are now trending under #SleighCrashers. Great. More influencer energy.

🎅 Santa’s Fix

Santa’s “solution” was to reinstall the GPS software. Unfortunately, he used last year’s Naughty List backup drive. Now the sleigh keeps rerouting them to coal mines. Symbolic, really.

If you see eight confused reindeer circling your neighborhood, just wave. They’re lost, but at least they look fabulous doing it.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️