🎄 Day 3 — Naughty List Drama

You think Santa’s Naughty List is all about “bad kids”? Please.

Half this list is elves who talk too loud, double-dip in the cocoa, or “accidentally” skip toy QC. I would never name names… publicly. 😇

📜 Naughty—but Not What You Think

Timber made the list for stealing Wi-Fi from the reindeer barn. Do you know how hard it is to run a toy factory when Dasher is streaming holiday karaoke on 4K? The sleigh buffer wheel keeps spinning.

🧦 Sock-Folding Gate

Pep put himself on “strike” after being reassigned to the stocking line. He says it’s “beneath his skill set.” Buddy reminded him his official title is literally Junior Ribbon Wrangler.

🍪 Mrs. Claus’ Revenge

Rumor is she slipped her own husband’s name on the list for leaving crumbs in the sleigh—again. Honestly? Justice for the upholstery team.

If you’re worried about your name showing up, relax. The real punishment is listening to Elf HR’s “Holiday Accountability” slideshow. I barely survived Slide 14.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️