🎄 Day 29 — The Great Toy Label Mix-Up

Panic hit the packaging department today when the toy labels went… well, *everywhere.* 🎁😬

Apparently someone—*cough* Pep—uploaded the wrong spreadsheet. Now half the dolls are labeled “Power Drill” and three pogo sticks are headed to toddlers. Pray for those parents.

📦 The Chaos Unfolds

Elves were running in circles with barcode scanners like they were in a holiday-themed episode of *CSI: North Pole.* I heard one yell, “Someone’s getting a chainsaw for Christmas!” and I haven’t stopped laughing since.

🤖 Customer Complaints (Already)

One early tester received a doll that recites power tool safety tips. Honestly? Educational. I say we keep it.

🎅 Santa’s “Solution”

Santa told everyone to “just relabel them manually.” Great idea, except no one can read Pep’s handwriting. We’re on hour six of “Is that a ‘Bike’ or a ‘Blake?’”

If you get a surprise gift this year that doesn’t make sense—just smile and pretend it’s intentional. That’s what we’re doing.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️