🎄 Day 28 — Mrs. Claus vs. The North Pole Bake-Off

Tensions reached a rolling boil at this year’s Bake-Off. 🍪🔥

Mrs. Claus entered “for fun.” Three minutes later she was side-eyeing every competitor like she was on *The Great British Shade-Off.*

🥧 The Pie Controversy

Pep’s “experimental fruitcake pie” exploded in the oven. He blamed “bad vibes.” Mrs. Claus said, “Or maybe bad math.” The crowd gasped. Points were deducted for emotional damage.

🍪 Sugar Cookie Sabotage

Jingles swapped the vanilla extract for peppermint oil. Half the judges’ tongues went numb. He’s now banned from all culinary equipment until further notice.

🎅 Santa as Judge

Santa tried to call it a “tie.” Mrs. Claus gave him *that look*. Suddenly it wasn’t a tie anymore—she “won by unanimous decision.” Democracy is dead.

The good news: the kitchen still smells amazing. The bad news: we’ll be eating passive-aggression pie until New Year’s.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️