🎄 Day 27 — Elf Influencers Strike Again

The Elf Influencer Department has officially gone rogue. 📸💅

Instead of wrapping toys, they’ve been livestreaming “Aesthetic Gift Wrapping Hacks” for followers. Productivity is down 40%. Engagement? Sadly, up 300%.

📱 Jingles the Content King

Jingles gained 50k followers overnight for posting “What I Eat in a Workshop Day.” Spoiler: it’s 90% cookies, 10% chaos, and a concerning amount of cocoa.

💄 Vixen’s Sponsored Post

Vixen dropped a makeup collab called *Glow Like Rudolph*. It sold out in 2 minutes. Now she’s demanding a private office and a ring light made of candy canes.

🎅 Santa’s Response Video

Santa tried to film a “message to the elves” video. He forgot to unmute his mic. The comments roasted him for 12 hours straight. The internet never sleeps.

I swear, if one more elf asks me to “like and subscribe,” I’m replacing their cocoa with decaf. That’ll teach ‘em.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️