🧵 Day 38 — Aftermath at the Ugly Sweater Fashion Show

It’s been two days since the Great Sweater Showdown, and tensions remain… festive. 💅🧣

Security finally removed the last tinsel boa from the rafters, but the emotional glitter? That’s forever. The elves have entered the *post-show gossip phase* — my favorite phase.

🎤 Confession Corner Goes Live

Sparkles started an anonymous feedback form. Within an hour, there were 143 responses, 80 percent of which were just “Justice for Pep.” HR shut it down when someone uploaded memes of Mrs. Claus with laser eyes.

💄 Sweatergate 2025

Turns out, the winning sweater *may* have been outsourced to the Toy Design Dept. Disqualified? Not officially. But the whispers are louder than Rudolph’s GPS. Pep is threatening to start his own line — “Rebel Threads by Pep.” I’d buy it.

🎅 Damage Control Meeting

Santa held a “Team Healing Circle.” It lasted four minutes before Jingles said, “Some of us don’t need healing; we need taste.” Mrs. Claus sighed so hard the snowflakes moved.

The fashion show may be over, but the fallout has layers — like a badly knit cardigan. Next year’s theme suggestion: *Minimalism.* Because clearly, we can’t handle sequins responsibly.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️