🎄 Day 23 — Gingerbread Mutiny

This morning, the Gingerbread Department officially revolted. 🍪

They’re refusing to be eaten until “better workplace conditions” are met. Demands include thicker icing, less humidity, and longer bake breaks. I wish I were making this up.

🔥 The Crumb Uprising

Hundreds of gingerbread men staged a sit-in on the cooling racks. Someone piped “No Frosting, No Peace!” on the wall in red icing. Honestly, it’s art.

🍫 The Chocolate Chip Alliance

The chocolate chips joined in “solid-dough-arity.” Production halted completely. The smell alone caused three elves to faint—two from hunger, one from drama.

🎅 Santa’s Response

Santa tried to negotiate but ate one mid-meeting “out of habit.” Talks collapsed instantly. Mrs. Claus has since taken over and promised “fair treatment for all snacks.”

In unrelated news, I found a gingerbread cookie outside my desk holding a protest sign that says “Crumb and Get It.” I’m keeping him for moral support.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️