🎄 Day 21 — The Wrapping Paper War

Forget reindeer drama—today’s meltdown was all about wrapping paper. 🎁

Apparently “snowflake pattern” elves think they’re superior to “classic red and green” elves. Meanwhile, plaid is staging a hostile takeover.

📦 The Glitter Faction

Sparkles insists glitter wrapping is “the only true festive option.” Logistics disagrees, citing vacuum cleanup hours. Glitter rations have officially been restricted to prevent riots.

🎨 DIY Disaster

Pep tried to paint his own wrapping paper. Results look like a toddler’s finger painting. HR had to step in after someone called it “abstract holiday trauma.”

🎅 Santa’s Solution

Santa suggested burlap sacks for everyone. Minimalist chic, he said. Mrs. Claus vetoed it before the elves could riot. Thank her later.

End of the day, gifts got wrapped… but friendships? Permanently crumpled like last year’s bows.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️