🎄 Day 18 — Reindeer Reality Show

Breaking: the reindeer signed a deal for their own reality show. 📺🦌

It’s called *Keeping Up with the Caribou* and let me tell you, the drama is juicier than Mrs. Claus’s fruitcake.

🎥 Dasher the Diva

Refused to film unless the camera crew installed soft lighting in the stable. Demanded antler contouring. He calls it “branding.” I call it exhausting.

💅 Vixen’s Confessionals

Already trademarked three catchphrases and started selling “Sleigh All Day” merch. Respect the hustle, but please spare me the glitter lip gloss line.

🎅 Santa’s Cameo

Santa tried to film a wholesome cameo. Ended up arguing with Blitzen about hay portions. Not exactly the Hallmark moment producers wanted.

Honestly, I’ll watch the pilot just for the chaos. But if they start filming in the workshop, I’m charging appearance fees.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️