🎄 Day 16 — The Ornament Overload

Breaking: the annual tree decorating spiraled into a full-blown glitter war. 🎄✨

The problem? Every elf insisted their ornament be “front and center.” The tree collapsed under the weight of 400 baubles and one ego too many.

💎 The Sparkle Shortage

Glitter rations disappeared in 15 minutes. Pep accused Sparkles of hoarding sequins “for personal projects.” Sparkles denied it while standing knee-deep in rhinestones.

🪞 Mirror Ball Madness

Jingles tried to hang a disco ball the size of Rudolph’s head. The tree tilted, the star fell, and now we’ve got a North Pole lawsuit waiting to happen.

🎅 Santa’s Decorating Ban

Santa declared “no more ornaments until further notice.” Mrs. Claus secretly bought a backup tree. She knows chaos is inevitable.

I’m just saying—if the tree can’t handle the drama, maybe it’s not the only one. My patience is hanging by a single hook too.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️