🎄 Day 11 — Elf Fashion Police

Breaking: Elf Fashion Police handed out citations today for “crimes against festivity.”

Apparently, if your tights don’t match your hat, you’re “bringing down morale.” Honestly? Some of these elves dress like rejected candy canes, but I’m not the one writing tickets.

👠 Clash of the Stripes

Pep showed up in vertical stripes, Sparkles wore horizontal, and suddenly it was Elf vs. Elf on the workshop runway. Someone yelled “Project Sleighway!” and now we’ve got a whole competition going.

🧤 Accessory Offenses

Jingles got fined for “over-bell usage.” Twelve bells on a single shoe, my guy? The OSHA decibel violation is real.

🎅 Santa’s Outfit Audit

Even Santa wasn’t safe. Rumor has it he got cited for “repetitive outfit syndrome.” Red suit. Every. Single. Day. At least change the belt buckle, big guy.

Look, I’m not saying I support the Fashion Police, but if they make Buddy retire his neon green scarf, I’ll send them a thank-you basket.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️