🎄 Day 10 — Reindeer Union Walkout

And you thought *elf drama* was bad. Try nine reindeer staging a walkout on delivery week. 🦌

They marched right out of the stables carrying protest signs made of gingerbread. The slogan? “Hay Raises, Not Candy Canes.” Iconic, honestly.

📢 The Demands

More hay breaks, upgraded antler polish, and hazard pay for foggy nights. Rudolph added “no more red-nose jokes.” Which… fair.

🎅 Santa’s Counteroffer

Santa offered extra carrots and “exposure.” Dasher asked, “exposure to what—frostbite?” and the sleigh barn went silent.

🍷 Vixen’s Side Hustle

Vixen suggested they all get OnlyHay accounts to “diversify revenue.” Don’t ask. Just know the elves are already trying to trademark it.

As of press time, the reindeer are “in negotiations.” Translation: Mrs. Claus bribed them with spiked eggnog. Everyone’s got a price.

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Stay shady,
– The Petty Elf 🧝‍♀️