The Petty Elf Daily | North Pole Gossip — holiday shopping

The Petty Elf Daily North Pole’s #1 Source for Petty News • Daily Dispatch 🎄 Day 32 — Santa’s PR Crisis Santa’s trending again… and not for good reasons. 📉🎅 Someone leaked footage of him falling asleep during the annual Toy Inspection Gala. Twitter (or “Twinkle,” as we call it here) is calling it *“Snoregate.”* 🎥 The Viral Clip The video’s already hit 2 million views. He’s mid-snore, cocoa dribble and all, while Mrs. Claus politely smiles beside him like she’s reconsidering every life choice. 🧝 Damage Control The PR elves are in meltdown mode. They released a statement saying,...